dinners with relatives are, are, for the first time in my life I can think of right words to define them ... so here we've found, are a pain in the ass! Especially when you do with your in-laws, not because your wife is dead, and with your sister with her new "fidanzatoiononsoquantodurerò.
I decided to make dinner and serve it, usually in these cases is used to take a catering but, just to spend less time possible at that table, I was even prepared to rub the turkey and combing crest ..
Chad : Here, enjoy your meal and know that if you die avvelanati was not my intention!
Sometimes my cheesy humor took over! We ate quietly until Fran did not have the bright idea to make me go through the potatoes ..
Fran : I feel a moment's attention!
Chad : Hey, no need to do what trill with glasses, we are not in eighty five ..
General laughter ..
Fran : No, come on, I have to say something very important about me and Matt!
Sandra : Oh my goodness, you're pregnant! I do not feel ready yet to become a grandmother !
Fran : And how old do you think you feel ready, at ninety? However they are not, but since all my long-term relationships have been a failure, well, I decided to get married now!
Yes, you'll see that Matt was Matt's name .. and did! How the hell had got into his head to marry a woman shortly after meeting her? From France I would have expected this and more, but I was hoping he met a man who had come to your senses, not that totally took away that bit of sanity that was left!
Fortunately I listened to the answers of his parents because the doorbell rang ... though perhaps it was not what I expected better of course ..
"What the hell makes us quest'idiota here," I thought .. I took a jacket and went outside to feel wanted ..
Chad : What the hell are you doing here? Your lover has given you the sack?
Nicholas : Chad, I do not know how to find out everything you have done but please let me explain !
"And well it takes some intuition of a hare to see you lover!" I thought. Too bad that he was referring to that and actually I did not understand a club ..
Chad : I am a private investigator, memories?
Nicholas : Yes, but I did not think I was so smart and good, but felt it was not my intention to fit Cristina, it's just that when he saw us, the other morning, secluded in the car, I took the panic !
Chad : Please ?
Nicholas : Yes, my story goes on to Paris for a few months I do not think that you are interested to know how it started .. the fact is that the other morning, around 9.00 we were in a secluded corner and passed Cristina, saw us and I fear that I did say to Jiselle tight.
I did not say a word, he spoke fearlessly, and I was there, I listened.
Nicholas : I remembered that last night was dinner at home, all she had cooked, I got home, I put on a glove, took the knife he had used for meat, I went to the testing laboratory , took the blood sample of Isabella, it poured over the knife and took it where you know ..
Chad : ... And then to save your ass with your girlfriend you have seen fit to put a twenty in trouble? But I say, you realize that I could make you rot in jail for the rest of your days? You have polluted the tests and have scored in an irreversible manner the future of a woman !
Nicholas : are ready to take all my guilt, to admit everything, but I can not tell Jiselle, I beg you, tell you, I do not have the courage not ..
Chad : Silence! Ugly jailbird! Spit out like you would a person even from hell! You make me sick and you can count on it, you can count that really rot in that cell. And as for Jiselle, do not approach never to you!
Nicholas : guard it, guard it as I did not know I do. She deserves it.
fists clenched and I had a great desire to smash their faces he was a psychopath, nothing more.
went back inside, my dinner, I was rather shocked and Fran noticed it now ..
Chad : Sorry, differences of work, if you've finished the sweet port!
I waved to Fran for me to follow in the kitchen ..
Fran : Chad that happens, it's good that it's cold outside but you're very pale!
Chad : Fran I have to leave now, I know you hold this dinner is important, but believe me, cover me please, just for an hour, he invented an excuse I will tell you everything when I return !
Fran : 're still the same! And you can count who told me all wrong, say you went to take the beer!
I went from the garden, I returned home I took her jacket and went away, I was going to tell Cristina that she was free and I apologize for doubting her, but mostly I had to tell Jiselle that her beloved boyfriend, first class was a maniac.
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