micia_persiana @ 2005-04-06T08: 53:00
A sheep is very sad to see the lion
- Leo!
- What's sheep?
- I have a favor to ask ...
- Tell me!
- Recently I have been sadder than usual, and the cause of all is the wolf that
haunts me and I'm always forced to endure, you are the king of the forest
you can not tell you anything?
- No sheep is not possible, it is nature that gives the wolf hunting sheep
...
- But I do not take it anymore, it's all the life that subisco!
- I want to give aid is involved, I will one day become the king of the forest
, now all day long you'll be in control!
- Really? thanks lion you will not regret!
The lion gathers all the animals and warns that all day
the king of the forest is the sheep and everyone must obey. The sheep
very happy when he comes home to call wolf
- Wolf!
- What's sheep?
- Come here now!
The wolf gets on his scooter and goes from sheep.
- What do you want?
SBAMM! The sheep gives him a slap and says,
- Put on your helmet!
The wolf pissed back home, but after 5 minutes the phone rings again:
- Wolf!
- What else is there?
- Come here now! The wolf
up again on his motorcycle and goes from sheep.
- What do you want now?
SBAMM! The sheep's another slap in the face and says,
- Put on your helmet!
The wolf is always more pissed off by the lion:
- Leo!
- What wolf?
- This is the sheep, is spreading a little too ...
- but I imagine you know, you have to understand it, the sheep has always suffered poor
and now you are venting ... Be patient, it's just for one day.
- but I know keeps calling me and when I go to her with a slap and I said to put the
helmet, not take it anymore!
- All right wolf, I will try to talk to ...
When the wolf comes home the lion's called the sheep:
- Sheep!
- Tell me lion ...
- Do not you think you exaggerate a bit, 'said the wolf was very angry that
continue to take a slap!
- And yet you know, I still have now and I'm taking some revenge ...
- Yes I know sheep, but at least stop with the history of the helmet, invented
Something else ...
- But I do not know, what can I say?
- Send it to buy cigarettes if you takes them hard, tell him that you wanted
soft and gentle when you tell him the door that you wanted to hard!
- Thanks this is a great lion idea! The sheep grow more
called back to the wolf
- Wolf!
- What is it?
- Come here now! The wolf
up again on his motorcycle and goes from sheep.
- What do you want now?
- Vammi to buy cigarettes!
- Hard or soft?
SBAMM! Put your helmet!
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